Funny T-Shirt Sayings

[Kitt-N-Kaboodle]

Have seen many funny sayings on T-Shirts.
What ones do you have or seen.

Two of mine are:

"I Don't Work Here"
"I Don't Care What They Say, Pluto Is Still a Planet"

 

[Ryder]

The funniest one I've seen would be ;

I got a dig bick. Most people always read that wrong