To love someone - Lady gaga/Joaquin phoenix (5/10) - Gaga honestly needs to go out of her usual style a bit, because this is getting similiar and boring. It's not bad but its come to the point where every Song by her is a 5, Gaga I beg, please switch things up a bit.
ALL MY LOVE - Coldplay (6/10) - Better than the first 2 pushed singles, this had more feel and style for me, good song!
Can You Die From A Broken Heart - Nate Smith/Avril Lavigne (7.5/10) - WOW!! THIS IS GOOD!! There voices bond so well together and the song is strong but not to strong, also shout out to the producer on this!! Spot on!! [HONOURABLE MENTION OF THE WEEK]
Pocket - Rag'n'Bone Man (6/10) - Cannot wait for the album, another good song by Rag'n'Bone man, 4 good tracks in a row? I'll love the album, I'm sure!
Hecha Pa' Mí - Groupo Frontera (6/10) - Once again no clue what there saying but I liked the vibrant style in the song, surprised this was so far down the new music friday list considering that there quite known!
Filthy Rich - Ella Henderson (6/10) - This is a very diffrent style song from Ella's usual and I like this, decent song!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas- Kate Hudson (7/10) - This is great Kate but please shut up, it's October not Christmas.
Monitoring me - Lil Durk (2/10) - Rap is getting so repetitive these days I don't know if I can bother caring, Durk wants ass, he has money, he can kill b*tches, fast paced with same boring beat, I don't even know If this song is worth my time talking about, NEXT!
What This Could Be - Joe Jonas (5/10) - Alright it's hard to mention Joe without saying he went to the Diddy party, nothing was confirmed, and it wasn't confirmed a freaky party, but I'm staying cautious. On the track it's nothing much for me
My world - Calum scot (5/10) - Why are you slowly turning into the British Lewis Capaldi?
Qué Pecao - Manuel turizo/Kapo (6/10) - Not a clue what there saying but it sounds good! (I would always actually check the lyrics for a replay)
Make Me Happy - Jason Derulo/Jawsh 685 (4/10) - Jason Derulo always makes something good, a lot of bad things, than something good, than back to the bad. This is bad and very generic, the producer could've done a lot more aswell, this is so poor and lacks work.
Mama Told Me - Tory Lanez (5/10) - Very emotional speaking but more serious than heartfelt, it was a bit to long for me.
Moonlit Floor - LISA (6/10) - Everything you make sounds like something any pop artist would make, can't lie this Low-key did get me vibing though, I'll spare a 6.
Darkest Hour (Helene edit) - Eric Church (6/10) - I don't know if this is a edit of a older song, it sounds older so it well could be, the well tuned guitar goes well with the gentle, vibrant melody.
You Go Your Way - Perrie (5/10) - Every solo song by Perrie is worser than the last, she's gonna flop forever unless Little Mix regroup.
Whisper- Myles Smith (7/10) - Myles is starting to get repetitive with his music, despite this feeling continuous of his usual songs, I liked this, can't wait to see what else he has in store for us!
Thick Of It - KSI/Trippie Redd (5/10) - Atleast he got something after his whole album got leaked (Also please take Lunchly out of stores and answer to the crypto allegations KSI, we ain't forgotten)
Bandoe - Powers Pleasant/Denzel Curry/Meechy Darko/Soulija Livin' tru (4/10)
1900's - Victoria Monet (3/10) - Let's be real, not even Victoria thought anyone would like this.
Hope - James Bay (5/10) - What in the blandest of the blander is this? This should not last 4 and a half minutes, snoozefest's final boss.
Weekend Boy - Good Neighbours (5/10) - The gentle touch to the song was nice
Dudada - Tiesto/Goldcher/Irina Rimes (4/10) - Rubbish as usual from tiesto's new era
Lotus eater - FINNEAS (4/10) - Sounded like Coldplay but blander.
Let's Go - Jaden Bosjen/David Guetta (0/10) - This song swears so many times its like modern day rap, they picked the most bland generic Beat and the most annoying voices, randomly stopping the song for a cut scene where a women is emotionally b*tching about the nightclub she's going to doesent help either, David's career is a joke and he doesent deserve the no.1 French artist in any way, Be ashamed this is actually one of the worst things I've heard in a while! I don't get how you can mess a song up this bad, I'm dead serious. This will be featured in my worst songs of 2024 and this will contend for no.1 [WORST OF THE WEEK]
Allure - A$AP Ferg/Future/ Mike WiLL Made-it (3/10) - What are yall even saying? More rap garbage
I Do - Toosi/Muni Long (5/10) - This sounds like something Khalid would make
COLLECT THE COMMAS - PAWSA (5/10) - You've been in the game for over a decade and this is what you come up with?
So Bad - Skilla Baby/4Batz (2/10) - I honestly prefer Tiktok brainrot than this modern day rap rubbish
Eurostar - Nemo (4/10) - From winning eurovision with an amazing song to winning.. to winning.. nah this song ain't winning nothing.
Owe TO You - A COLORS SHOW - Khalid (6/10)
When I Ain't Lookin - Tucker Wetmore (5/10) - Alright, Your getting dull
Break It Right Back - Megan Moroney (6/10) - I liked how the beat and the Vocals merged well and how this gave a gentle part and a catchy jam part, Megan, well done, this is good!!
Spring Into Summer - Lizzy Mcalpine (7/10) - This women has some of the calmest, gentlest music on the planet, it feels like a refresh and a breath of air, her voice can go well with so many songs, and this Has proven it again.
Go Richey - Real Boston Richey (1/10) - The music video got a well earned dislike from me, it's honestly giving if sexxy Redd was female without the style in her voice (Not good style) Richey never fails to put out a rap which the whole rap industry would do, let's be real, nobody even cared about this release and if you did and you stayed up for it than your a sad person
[DISHONOURABLE MENTION OF THE WEEK]
weren't for the wind - Ella Langley (6/10) - If Jessie Murph actually tried to make good music
If Our Love Is Dead - Royel Otis (6.5/10) - That's some Really good Indie Pop there! I really like the guitar in there aswell
Change My Mind - Riley Green (6.5/10) - The soft beat and Riley's voice worked well, so did the lyrics to. This just gave me a chilled out peaceful mind, and thank god for that because I'm sick of the rap rubbish, put this on instead!!
Meet Me In The Middle - LF System (6/10) - There actually getting better!! You might have me as a fan!
FWG - Aitch (6/10) - Rare footage of a flex rap song actually being good, Aitch upping his game
I know- Tee grizzley/Fridayy (5/10)
The Rest Of Me - Michael Kiwanuka (6/10) - First thing I've heard from michael (Despite hearing about him in the past) actually a good song!! I'll be back for more Michael
stuck in my ways - 310babiii/Luh Tyler (6/10) - Tell me why this was actually kinda good.. and it's rap!! The chilled background while babi's voice provided as a good layer onto that provided a really nice rap, pleasing to the ears.. thank you I guess? I'm actually shocked, I was expecting to write something angry
Never Said Goodbye - Jake Bugg (7/10) - Great song! Heard this was part of an album to!! That might be something I'll listen to soon
two - bbno$ (4/10) - when kids are on a rap song 99% of the time I'm gonna rate it low.
Gumdrops - Rizzle Kicks (6/10) - I prefer this than 'Javelin' good song and I liked the bouncy fun energy despite it not being a mega upbeat song.
CONTROL - Confidence Man (5.5/10) - a repetitive dance song where the visualiser is pigeons with lazers coming out there eyes
ADHD - Russ Millions/Buni (5/10) - Yeah, not bad to be honest, actually another decent rap song.
Right Now - Mia Kirkland/Skepsis (7/10) - solid pop/Dance song!! This is Mia's debut career song, so to get Skepsis on a collab is a shock but honest respect, don't lose this style!!
Apple (Triple J like A version) - Griff (6/10) - I like this better than the original version of 'Apple'
Fairy godmother - Thuy (5/10)
BROKEN - Linus (4/10) - This is like a random mashup, what even is this??
End up gone - Ian (3/10) - You really took the average autotuned, cheap rap song and pressed generate on it, didin't you?
God Save the Dream - Spencer Sutherland (5/10)
MINNESOTA - Adrien Nunez (5/10) - Nashville radio will be all over this won't they
this wasn't the most appropriate voice for the song, I think a softer tone could've done better for this.
PUT 4 - Bellakath/Jowell & Randy/Dj Luian/ Mambo Kingz (5/10) - This sounds as if King Lucian (Or whatshisname) from Madagascar and coco from that day of the dead movie jumped on a song together.
I'm Not Ready To Go - Hazlett (5/10) - Some pauses in this song are so long it's as if you needed some water mid recording.
Look Mom I Can Fly - Livingston (5/10) - The chorus sounds like something that Lego would use in a advert
The Watchers - Jagwar Twin (9/10) - WOAH, THIS GOT ME FULL IN THE GROOVE!! As someone who thinks most samples & dance songs are to similiar, this rocked!! I'm gonna have to go back to this, Thank you so much!! The amount of diffrent sections blended is super impressive, and the touch on it? Superb!! Listen to this! [BEST OF THE WEEK]
Tiny Screens - Chloe Slater (5/10) - I know you copied the "Hypocrite" cover from charliXCX, you ain't fooling nobody
Burning Rubber - Jordan Ward/Joony (5/10)
Higher Resolution - Kasablanca (3/10) - Do not let the Radio1 DJ's find this
It's Gonna be on daily. bland, repetitive rubbish finds its way in my rank again.
Vertigo - Odd Mob/Ed Graves (4/10) - I honestly zoned out, this is top tier brainrot music.
Panther City - Leon Bridges (5/10) - Should've been shorter
Mi Tormenta - The Black Keys/DannyLux (5/10)
Timing - Juls/Black Sherif/Projexx (5/10)
ALL MY LOVE - Coldplay (6/10) - Better than the first 2 pushed singles, this had more feel and style for me, good song!
Can You Die From A Broken Heart - Nate Smith/Avril Lavigne (7.5/10) - WOW!! THIS IS GOOD!! There voices bond so well together and the song is strong but not to strong, also shout out to the producer on this!! Spot on!! [HONOURABLE MENTION OF THE WEEK]
Pocket - Rag'n'Bone Man (6/10) - Cannot wait for the album, another good song by Rag'n'Bone man, 4 good tracks in a row? I'll love the album, I'm sure!
Hecha Pa' Mí - Groupo Frontera (6/10) - Once again no clue what there saying but I liked the vibrant style in the song, surprised this was so far down the new music friday list considering that there quite known!
Filthy Rich - Ella Henderson (6/10) - This is a very diffrent style song from Ella's usual and I like this, decent song!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas- Kate Hudson (7/10) - This is great Kate but please shut up, it's October not Christmas.
Monitoring me - Lil Durk (2/10) - Rap is getting so repetitive these days I don't know if I can bother caring, Durk wants ass, he has money, he can kill b*tches, fast paced with same boring beat, I don't even know If this song is worth my time talking about, NEXT!
What This Could Be - Joe Jonas (5/10) - Alright it's hard to mention Joe without saying he went to the Diddy party, nothing was confirmed, and it wasn't confirmed a freaky party, but I'm staying cautious. On the track it's nothing much for me
My world - Calum scot (5/10) - Why are you slowly turning into the British Lewis Capaldi?
Qué Pecao - Manuel turizo/Kapo (6/10) - Not a clue what there saying but it sounds good! (I would always actually check the lyrics for a replay)
Make Me Happy - Jason Derulo/Jawsh 685 (4/10) - Jason Derulo always makes something good, a lot of bad things, than something good, than back to the bad. This is bad and very generic, the producer could've done a lot more aswell, this is so poor and lacks work.
Mama Told Me - Tory Lanez (5/10) - Very emotional speaking but more serious than heartfelt, it was a bit to long for me.
Moonlit Floor - LISA (6/10) - Everything you make sounds like something any pop artist would make, can't lie this Low-key did get me vibing though, I'll spare a 6.
Darkest Hour (Helene edit) - Eric Church (6/10) - I don't know if this is a edit of a older song, it sounds older so it well could be, the well tuned guitar goes well with the gentle, vibrant melody.
You Go Your Way - Perrie (5/10) - Every solo song by Perrie is worser than the last, she's gonna flop forever unless Little Mix regroup.
Whisper- Myles Smith (7/10) - Myles is starting to get repetitive with his music, despite this feeling continuous of his usual songs, I liked this, can't wait to see what else he has in store for us!
Thick Of It - KSI/Trippie Redd (5/10) - Atleast he got something after his whole album got leaked (Also please take Lunchly out of stores and answer to the crypto allegations KSI, we ain't forgotten)
Bandoe - Powers Pleasant/Denzel Curry/Meechy Darko/Soulija Livin' tru (4/10)
1900's - Victoria Monet (3/10) - Let's be real, not even Victoria thought anyone would like this.
Hope - James Bay (5/10) - What in the blandest of the blander is this? This should not last 4 and a half minutes, snoozefest's final boss.
Weekend Boy - Good Neighbours (5/10) - The gentle touch to the song was nice
Dudada - Tiesto/Goldcher/Irina Rimes (4/10) - Rubbish as usual from tiesto's new era
Lotus eater - FINNEAS (4/10) - Sounded like Coldplay but blander.
Let's Go - Jaden Bosjen/David Guetta (0/10) - This song swears so many times its like modern day rap, they picked the most bland generic Beat and the most annoying voices, randomly stopping the song for a cut scene where a women is emotionally b*tching about the nightclub she's going to doesent help either, David's career is a joke and he doesent deserve the no.1 French artist in any way, Be ashamed this is actually one of the worst things I've heard in a while! I don't get how you can mess a song up this bad, I'm dead serious. This will be featured in my worst songs of 2024 and this will contend for no.1 [WORST OF THE WEEK]
Allure - A$AP Ferg/Future/ Mike WiLL Made-it (3/10) - What are yall even saying? More rap garbage
I Do - Toosi/Muni Long (5/10) - This sounds like something Khalid would make
COLLECT THE COMMAS - PAWSA (5/10) - You've been in the game for over a decade and this is what you come up with?
So Bad - Skilla Baby/4Batz (2/10) - I honestly prefer Tiktok brainrot than this modern day rap rubbish
Eurostar - Nemo (4/10) - From winning eurovision with an amazing song to winning.. to winning.. nah this song ain't winning nothing.
Owe TO You - A COLORS SHOW - Khalid (6/10)
When I Ain't Lookin - Tucker Wetmore (5/10) - Alright, Your getting dull
Break It Right Back - Megan Moroney (6/10) - I liked how the beat and the Vocals merged well and how this gave a gentle part and a catchy jam part, Megan, well done, this is good!!
Spring Into Summer - Lizzy Mcalpine (7/10) - This women has some of the calmest, gentlest music on the planet, it feels like a refresh and a breath of air, her voice can go well with so many songs, and this Has proven it again.
Go Richey - Real Boston Richey (1/10) - The music video got a well earned dislike from me, it's honestly giving if sexxy Redd was female without the style in her voice (Not good style) Richey never fails to put out a rap which the whole rap industry would do, let's be real, nobody even cared about this release and if you did and you stayed up for it than your a sad person
[DISHONOURABLE MENTION OF THE WEEK] weren't for the wind - Ella Langley (6/10) - If Jessie Murph actually tried to make good music
If Our Love Is Dead - Royel Otis (6.5/10) - That's some Really good Indie Pop there! I really like the guitar in there aswell
Change My Mind - Riley Green (6.5/10) - The soft beat and Riley's voice worked well, so did the lyrics to. This just gave me a chilled out peaceful mind, and thank god for that because I'm sick of the rap rubbish, put this on instead!!
Meet Me In The Middle - LF System (6/10) - There actually getting better!! You might have me as a fan!
FWG - Aitch (6/10) - Rare footage of a flex rap song actually being good, Aitch upping his game
I know- Tee grizzley/Fridayy (5/10)
The Rest Of Me - Michael Kiwanuka (6/10) - First thing I've heard from michael (Despite hearing about him in the past) actually a good song!! I'll be back for more Michael
stuck in my ways - 310babiii/Luh Tyler (6/10) - Tell me why this was actually kinda good.. and it's rap!! The chilled background while babi's voice provided as a good layer onto that provided a really nice rap, pleasing to the ears.. thank you I guess? I'm actually shocked, I was expecting to write something angry
Never Said Goodbye - Jake Bugg (7/10) - Great song! Heard this was part of an album to!! That might be something I'll listen to soon
two - bbno$ (4/10) - when kids are on a rap song 99% of the time I'm gonna rate it low.
Gumdrops - Rizzle Kicks (6/10) - I prefer this than 'Javelin' good song and I liked the bouncy fun energy despite it not being a mega upbeat song.
CONTROL - Confidence Man (5.5/10) - a repetitive dance song where the visualiser is pigeons with lazers coming out there eyes
ADHD - Russ Millions/Buni (5/10) - Yeah, not bad to be honest, actually another decent rap song.
Right Now - Mia Kirkland/Skepsis (7/10) - solid pop/Dance song!! This is Mia's debut career song, so to get Skepsis on a collab is a shock but honest respect, don't lose this style!!
Apple (Triple J like A version) - Griff (6/10) - I like this better than the original version of 'Apple'
Fairy godmother - Thuy (5/10)
BROKEN - Linus (4/10) - This is like a random mashup, what even is this??
End up gone - Ian (3/10) - You really took the average autotuned, cheap rap song and pressed generate on it, didin't you?
God Save the Dream - Spencer Sutherland (5/10)
MINNESOTA - Adrien Nunez (5/10) - Nashville radio will be all over this won't they
this wasn't the most appropriate voice for the song, I think a softer tone could've done better for this. PUT 4 - Bellakath/Jowell & Randy/Dj Luian/ Mambo Kingz (5/10) - This sounds as if King Lucian (Or whatshisname) from Madagascar and coco from that day of the dead movie jumped on a song together.
I'm Not Ready To Go - Hazlett (5/10) - Some pauses in this song are so long it's as if you needed some water mid recording.
Look Mom I Can Fly - Livingston (5/10) - The chorus sounds like something that Lego would use in a advert
The Watchers - Jagwar Twin (9/10) - WOAH, THIS GOT ME FULL IN THE GROOVE!! As someone who thinks most samples & dance songs are to similiar, this rocked!! I'm gonna have to go back to this, Thank you so much!! The amount of diffrent sections blended is super impressive, and the touch on it? Superb!! Listen to this! [BEST OF THE WEEK]
Tiny Screens - Chloe Slater (5/10) - I know you copied the "Hypocrite" cover from charliXCX, you ain't fooling nobody
Burning Rubber - Jordan Ward/Joony (5/10)
Higher Resolution - Kasablanca (3/10) - Do not let the Radio1 DJ's find this
It's Gonna be on daily. bland, repetitive rubbish finds its way in my rank again. Vertigo - Odd Mob/Ed Graves (4/10) - I honestly zoned out, this is top tier brainrot music.
Panther City - Leon Bridges (5/10) - Should've been shorter
Mi Tormenta - The Black Keys/DannyLux (5/10)
Timing - Juls/Black Sherif/Projexx (5/10)
