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Who remembers when he ended in the can.

I’m here, I’m feeling you!

The NYPD transitioned from using .38 revolvers to 9mm semiautomatic handguns as the standard service weapon in 1993. While the switch was phased in, the department officially started replacing revolvers with semiautomatics in 1993, aiming for a full transition. Some officers who were already on...

I met my ex-wife when I was 20. At the age of 21 we would go out to eat. Without thinking anything of it. I would order two entrees and eat them both before she was done with half of hers. I’m still boxing. I don’t weigh more than 140 pounds. My mother would come home with a pizza pie. I would...

Mason jar in the rafters. We’re right back where we started.

Your granddaughter is collecting her pension. They sold the Welcome Inn to the Asians. https://theserbianamericanorganization.weebly.com/new-york1.html She remarried, what do you want to do with chilly’s? Then there’s the ones in the Rockaways. We get lawn bills from ten different...

Look what I become.

You were finished with your dinner and drinks. Your mind was preoccupied during this. Why didn’t you leave right after you were done? A big fight broke out.

I’ll start cutting mother luvers.

I’ll pay but what you can’t back up what I’m doing. You have to be straight with me. I have no problem pulling the hook if the fish is to big. Gay ballet Noreen, Doreen, I’m sitting on the patio furniture in front of the pizzeria. That’s ballz’s wife. Darts! I don’t know what the F...

The woman judge asked the hooker. Honey why are you doing drugs? The hooker smiled, chuckled and said, I like it! The D.J. From shantville is on every Friday from 6:30 to 9:30. Nothing here makes cents.

Hello Sarah

This is old news. He’s the principal. Woodman and Rebecca Noodlemagazine. He was never married and doesn’t have kids. He wanted to get F’d. Now he’s F’d. Look what he got himself into. Mcmoore had there show room down the block and on the same street of the 88th street pub. He’s tony Jaq’s...

I’m picking him up from school. He keeps tangling my line on the pier. I went to visit him in the Caribbean. I said to him what kind of rooster is that? He said no this is not a rooster it’s a chicken. Get in the back of the box truck with the chicken. Then he locked me in. When we finally...

Elvis Aaron Presley Born January 8, 1935 Tupelo Mississippi, U.S. This is an African American Neighborhood. This is where the Susquehanna meets the Chesapeake. I’m fishing alongside a state senator as we’re catching shad.

I’m buying property. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vršac I said to my Mexican friend. Next time you visit Mexico you stay by me. I’ll show you all of the good fishing spots. I’m not Serbian, I’m not Croatian, I’m not from Montenegro. I’m Yugoslavian and neither do I speak it. 😉 I’m eligible...